Sunday 13 May 2012

World Cup 2010 - Part 6

The neverending nonsense from the World Cup 2010 archives continues - there's no stopping it people!

The Jabbuthingy - vital to redesign the ball every 2 years to find new type of roundness


'His feet are sweet' - He is good at controlling the football

'He literally GREW in front of the number 9'  - He jumped higher than the other player

'The ball in was delicious' - That was a good cross

'They're not quite on the same wavelength there' - Either the passer or the reciever of the ball has fucked up - or both

'Serbia are in red, Ghana are in white' - As if you couldn't tell all the black players were from Ghana

'Team X have really given Team Y something to think about' - Team X are playing quite well, despite me saying beforehand they were rubbish

'When he hits them, they stay hit!' - He can shoot very hard

'A charming ball user' - A skilled player

"Just put it in the box, make them defend" - Attacking 101 from Mick Mcarthy

"The last thing either team want to do is lose" - Mick Mcarthy and his football philosophy

'The strikers' trying to feel him from behind, and he doesn't allow it' - The defender is making sure the striker cannot block him

"Teams win games" - Quote from Mick Mcarthy

"It's parasite football" - They are just latching on waiting for an opportunity without trying to attack (Mick Mcarthy again)

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