A slight update of footballing wisdom from the lady of the house. No doubt further gems to come during Euro 2012.
'Oh! He's so ugly, we'll never win with him' - After getting a look at Roy Hodgson
'Why do the commentators keep giving out useless stats like 'Chelsea haven't beaten a Spanish team in a European match before' it's pointless, because its different circumstances! It's making me so angry, it's like me saying 'On a Tuesday a fat pigeon has never landed on my roof!' - After getting annoyed at football statistics
'Does he have a disorder? I'm sure I read he has a disorder.' - On Peter Crouch again.
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